(I'm listening to '80s hair rock on Christmas Eve. Is that weird?)
The Boy is upset because his cousins won't be coming over on Christmas. The Girl is raging because her father and I have formed an alliance and will not help her rent an apartment in the Fall for her freshman year of college just so she can be closer to her girlfriend (Yes, you read that right. Start getting over it now.). My mother is pissed at me because I asked her to butt out of the afore mentioned drama involving The Girl until at least Thursday.
I just wanted to eat cookies and give people stuff, dammit.